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A. Your mum.
My Bon Jovi Sat-Nav has just started working - we're half way there.
It must suck to be a vacuum cleaner.
We tried to perform a 'Knock knock' joke, but you weren't in. Please collect the punchline from our depot from 7am - 3pm, Monday - Thursday.
I applied for a Poetic License. Turns out they made it sound better than it actually is.
All thanks (or not, depending on your taste in jokes) to James Martin@Pundamentalism