Saturday, 11 February 2012

Cheesy jokes

Photo by Stuart Miles
Q. How many immature people does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A. Your mum.

My Bon Jovi Sat-Nav has just started working - we're half way there.

It must suck to be a vacuum cleaner.

We tried to perform a 'Knock knock' joke, but you weren't in. Please collect the punchline from our depot from 7am - 3pm, Monday - Thursday.

I applied for a Poetic License. Turns out they made it sound better than it actually is.

All thanks (or not, depending on your taste in jokes) to James Martin@Pundamentalism 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ho Ho Ho NO!! Big groans all round for these.