If household objects could talk, mine would say...

Photo by  Suat Eman   

The floor - I'll catch you if you fall...

Photo by luigi diamanti 

The Bed - Honey, don't go to work today. Don't even get up. You know I'll take care of you. Just lie back down, pull the covers up and s...l...e...e...p zzzzz

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 The Chair - Sit up straight!! You have the worst posture ever.

Photo by Ambro

The Fridge - Yes, that's right, I am full of tasty snacks. Come and have a peek.  Just looking won't hurt...

Photo by  Marco Torresin  

The Loo - Back away buddy!! I'm tired of you sitting in here reading your books. Go use the chair for a change.

Photo by Daniel St.Pierre 

The phone - You have zero messages. What a surprise! Let's see, who's going to ring you next. Your mum, or Dr X, no wait... hmmm your mum or.... whatever. Loser.